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Hey, Mrs. Christmas!

from Christmas is Awesome​!​! by Bruce Enloe

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A sexy Christmas tune for 2017 - for the Mr. and Mrs. Christmas's out there hoping to unwrap some... presents... this year as long as they don't wake the kid up ;)

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Mrs. Christmas
Words and Music Bruce Enloe, 2017

Hey Mrs. Christmas-you’re on my wish-list
Come kiss Mr. Christmas right here-
The eggnog and whisky has made me feel frisky
So I’m risking my heart and I’m pulling you near

Hey Mrs. December, I still remember
Those Christmases when we were young delinquents
I love you more today in almost every way-
Our love has gotten stronger- if perhaps not quite as frequent

Hey Mrs. Santa Claus, I know we can’t because
The little one upstairs is a light sleeper…
If we don’t go all the way… to the North Pole
It’s ok, the couch is closer, and it’s definitely cheaper

Chorus:

Hey Mrs. Christmas—tip-toe over here,
I promise you a Silent Night of Jack Frost nibblin’ at your ear
Hey Mrs. Christmas, I won’t make a sound—
If we Fool-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-lool around…

Hey Mrs. Yuletide, there’s a log on the fire inside,
Let’s melt you out of these blankets of snow—
Sit here beside me or climb up on Santa’s knee
We’ll unwrap each other’s presents underneath the mistletoe…

Hey Mrs. Holiday Cheer, you’ve been a naughty girl this year,
You’ve even trimmed the… tree in preparation…
There’s a lump of coal for you because you got caught kissing Santa Claus—
But coal turns into diamonds with a little time and patience.

Hey Mrs. Christmas, you’re on my wish-list
Show me yours and I will show you mine—
Mine’s just a single sheet, written there nice and neat is your name on every line!

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from Christmas is Awesome​!​!, track released December 18, 2017
Bruce Enloe: words & music, vocals, whistling, handclaps, snapping
Ben Mullin: production and most instruments
Christo Graham: groovy organ bits

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Bruce Enloe Kemptville, Ontario

Genre Fluid.

Yes, some of it is funny, but not all of it... and, yes, some of it sweet, but it's not just that either. Some of it is weird... because... cantaloupe!

All of it is lyric driven songwriting at the core from a well traveled musician based in Kemptville, Ontario who is widely known for playing at Farmers' Markets in exchange for free vegetables.

Will work for beets. ... more

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